Last week I took a holiday with my family in Dorset. It was absolutely fabulous. We took a farm stay, and enjoyed every moment of it. The only thing I found hard to accept was the cost of family entry tickets.

It doesn’t matter where you chose to go, may it be sea world, amusement park or a zoo, a family ticket starts at 50 pounds, and as in most places a family includes 2 kids only, we always had to pay for an extra kid. That is, every entry was over 60 pound, excluding car park. Food and drinks we always carried in with us.

That makes about 100 for a family day. How can anyone afford it?

A recent research claims that the best sex should last between 7 and 13 minutes. According to the research even three minutes is considered adequate, while anything beyond 13 minutes is considered too long. Can everyone please take their watches and tell us about the horrible 14th?

Another survey claims that the average 35 to 44 years old is likely to have sex twice a week. I don’t think I have ever met these average people; does it include those who are married and have young kids?

I wonder if those researchers ever had sex themselves, or if it was human they were referring to?