As Gordon the Magnificent seems to have an infinite source of new unrelated ideas, I start to suspect that he uses tax payer’s money to purchase one for those computerised random policy generators.

The latest of his policies is to half-train failed bankers to become half competent failed teachers. And I say that as one year training seems to yield failed education, why not simply do away with teacher training altogether.

Alternatively, we may also want to encourage early-released prisoners to take teaching jobs. After all, these guys sure know about life.

By the way, does anyone know what happened to the elimination of prostitution policy?