Why is everyone so upset that Jacqui Smith used tax payers’ money to rent porn videos? After all, don’t we all want her healthy and cheerful? Maybe then she’ll start doing some proper work. As an honest person she won’t be charging overtime for watching these movies, would she?

Instead of paying back the money, as she’s offered, she should give the videos to those who paid for them, and make it public. It’s our right, as good tax paying citizens, to know what turn on those we put in power.

If I ever tried to claim porn on company expense, I would be escorted out, without even giving me a chance to clean my desk, so I am trying to imagine how someone can mistake his (or her in this case) porn expenses as official expenses. I think that the conclusion is obvious; she simply claims ALL her receipts indiscriminately.

It’s sickening to hear that whenever any of our gangsters is caught claiming benefits for something that a normal person would be jailed for, they claim that they didn’t break any law. Of course they didn’t – they make the laws. This is exactly what a corrupt government is, a government that makes the rules for the benefit of the government.

It’s corrupt, it’s immoral but it’s legal, and we call it democracy. England seems to have deteriorated from a role model of democracy to a corrupt regime, whose only role is to protect itself. I suggest that we send our gang to Nigeria, where I am sure that they will learn some new legal corruption tricks.

If we are very lucky they may stay there, and I don’t mind if in palaces or in a stew.