The greedy bankers did nothing wrong. They merely followed the rules, laws of regulations, and crushed our economy. It was their greed that gallant Brown vowed to crash; all greed but his and his peers’. They will be spared his wrath.

Transparency, splendid Gordon promised us, when he first discovered that nobody really knows what companies did. But then he sent his knights to fight anyone who will expose the illness of his system.

For a self-confessed intelligent, he is just smart enough to know his herd. To know that he – regardless of what he does – will get away with it.

So let us all go to the green fields to masticate together. Our shepherd is safe.