I was happy to learn that my hard earned tax money does not only go to improve the swimming pools of our MPS, or to pay for nice funerals for the ex-troops in Afghanistan, but also to produce educational material, for our 13 and above school children, that promotes masturbation:

Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes’ physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?

So while our students fail internationally at math and physics, we can be sure that the new skillset will make them better equipped for the challenging increased competition for desired unemployed positions.

As a late starter myself, I wish they had taught me the skill at such a young age. I could have been so much better at it in my adult life.